What’s that? You want to lavish me with a relaxing and luxurious break in the Maldives. Why thank you kindly. Book me in at the Jumeirah Vittaveli Resort please.
Well that’s what I’m imagining whilst I flick through these images of this brand new resort which charges up to $10,000 a night. That said when I checked for a week’s break in August I was quoted $1,490 a night… *cough* It is beautiful though.